Friday, June 5, 2009

Anything that interests me - Against Holy Blood, Holy Grail

Does Holy Blood, Holy Grail even make any sense?

When I was in the military, we used to have some time off for ourselves known as "nights off". 

That meant that you could get out of camp for a bit, and then come back at midnight. 

It was called "nights off" for the simple fact that the company sergeant major would delay your book out timing until it was about 7PM, hence "night" and not "evening" off. (You wouldn't know if I am kidding on this one.)

Anyways, I happened to be at Popular Bookstore during one of the nights off, and this book caught my eye - Holy Blood, Holy Grail, by Michael Baigent, Richard Leigh, and Henry Lincoln.

This looks mildly interesting, I thought. I read it and I was riveted. (Back then, I was.)

Honestly, the book was rather badly written. The print was small; the sentences repetitious; and it was all quite boring. 

But the conclusions that the writers drew were groundbreaking. 

Bear in mind, back then I was grappling with both existentialist questions and also the fact that my reason was standing in the way of religious faith.

According to the book, Jesus Christ did not die on the cross but he lived on after the crucifixion. I know I am doing a hasty summary here, but please bear with me. The best is yet to be. 

The authors went on to claim that Jesus Christ married Mary Magdelene and they had children, and the whole of the Holy Grail was nothing more than a bloodline of Jesus, which linked him to the Frankish Merovingian dynasty. Jesus Christ was the father of a race of leaders, or more accurately priestly kings, and they established Christianity in Europe. 

The conspiracy theory gets better. This secret was preserved by the Priory of Sion - an allegedly ancient and powerful organisation holding the secret of the Holy Grail - despite the Roman Catholic Church's various and numerous attempts to silence them. The Knights Templar and the Cathars were all killed in the Catholic Church's attempt to keep the secret hidden, until of course, Baigent, Leigh and Lincoln - as well as other researchers - found out the truth.

I went back to the bunk in total confusion. 

The incredible book was groundbreaking, and mind you, many say that it led on to the Da Vinci Code by church-basher and conspiracy-theorist Dan Brown. 

I read the novels and watched the movies, and read about the movies and watched the novels! 

Last week, I went to look for the book. Somehow, I wanted to acquire a religious collection. As a result, I bought the Nag Hammadi Gnostic Gospels, The Case for Faith by Lee Strobel, and even a book that attempted to square physics (as we know it) off with religion! 

I was very pleased with my collection, but was disappointed when many a bookstore told me that Baigent et al's book was out of print, and they had no more stock. I must say that I regretted not buying that book when it was all the rage... never mind.

Finally, after looking high and low, and spending what constituted a massive fortune at the time, I found it at MPH. It was the very last one in that particular MPH. 

Holy Blood, Holy Grail - Holy Cow, I got it!

This time, I read it not for ideas, but read it slowly and carefully, measuring every syllable and every nuance. I also read it in the light of what I knew by now (2009), that Pierre Plantard had fabricated the Priory of Sion and that the whole thing he orchestrated was a hoax, and that Baigent, Leigh and Lincoln had walked into a con. 

Was the latest understanding and information by Wikipedia, BBC documentaries, Google, and the best scholars from various fields around the world correct, or were the conclusions of Holy Blood, Holy Grail correct?

This is what I know and what I have come to realise:

1. The entire book was written in the form of a preconceived hypothesis. The authors found what they were looking for and did not follow the evidence. Most of the pages are rife with "perhaps", "maybe" and "it is our hypothesis". Therefore, Holy Blood, Holy Grail is fiction and not scholarly history, and should really be considered speculation. Pierre Plantard himself, the man who fabricated the Priory of Sion and his own royal lineage, stated that he himself never put himself forward as a descendant of Jesus Christ. 

2. The Priory of Sion was a hoax. Plantard admitted it. A reading into the text shows that the authors were initially suspicious but later gave in. 

3. The Gnostic Gospels had long been in existence and Christianity had never been a religion with a fixed and easy understanding. There were many conflicting views which existed in early Christianity (and some say, all religions in the world). Yet, the particular Gnostic group that claimed that Jesus was human was one of a myriad other groups with various competing claims, some of which claimed that Jesus was a lesser God, and some of which gave Jesus incredible nebulous form and incredible pantheistic powers. 

In fact, Lee Strobel has demonstrated convincingly that most of the Gnostic gospels were not taken seriously by mainstream Christians because of their far fetched ideas, and in some cases, were nonsensical fabrications. Basically, they were not books that were banned by the Church, but they were banned by the congregation. 

4. There are indeed myths about the Knights Templar and the Cathar heresies. That's why the book was interesting to read. But the thing to note is this: these guys weren't hiding any secret. There was none. And the heresies had persisted for centuries, so this was not even a new secret.

The Knights Templar were rich because of banking and the modern invention of cheques is sometimes attributed to them - so it was "banking" that made them rich. 

The Cathars were indeed heretics, so claiming that they thought they knew a secret vis-a-vis the Catholic Church turns out to be a non sequitur. Let's put it this way: if you are a criminal, obviously you do criminal things, for if you don't do anything criminal, you're not a criminal.

The Albigensian Crusade was also explained in terms supporting the heretics. I think a personal departure is insightful here. 

Warren Buffett once said that if you don't know jewellery, know the jeweller. And I happen to be a nominal Roman Catholic and I know who St Dominic is. It is on record that he even gave up his favourite manuscript, which he spent a lot of time copying, so that he could donate money to the poor. In fact, he was an educated and learned man, who declared that proper religious argument and proper reasoning, as well as faith in the Bible and in the Rosary, would win over the heretics. He also spent a lot of time trying to convert the heretics and to win them over by argument, even submitting to their own methods of determining truth. Now, with this kind of man, kind and reasonable, is it likely that he would be the kind of mad, fanatical extremist willing to kill thousands? The question answers itself.

Now, it is perfectly natural for a Catholic to say that St Dominic was a good man, and perfectly natural for Baigent, Leigh and Lincoln to say that St Dominic was a religious fanatic. It is only expected.

But given the knowledge of the man's character, it is not possible to agree with the authors' portrayal of the Crusades. Mind you, the heretics killed Pierre de Castelnau, the pope's representative, thus provoking the war. Mind you, the heretics were the ones attacking villages where innocents were, and not St Dominic and his band of priests attacking villages. St Dominic didn't attack anyone. It's a small point, but if the authors didn't even get this one right, but used their ideology and their flawed historical method to colour their writing, then it's not honest - and it's not good history. It's just their prejudiced opinion.

5. The writing in Holy Blood, Holy Grail was still as bad, poor, and repetitive as I last remembered it. Redundancies, misspellings, and lots of minor mistakes abounded, so much so that it is hard to remind myself that these are professional writers.

In conclusion, Dan Brown's work which was based on Holy Blood, Holy Grail is demonstrably false and should be taken as nothing more than entertainment. Holy Blood, Holy Grail itself is also demonstrably false and the hypotheses advanced are nothing more than flights of fancy that have no true underlying basis. The Nag Hammadi and the Gnostic gospels do exist, it's true - but the thesis that Jesus did not die, had children, and his heirs are kings, is nothing more than speculation. This book, in other words, is speculation and guesswork disguised as history.


The post above reflects my personal views on religion and Catholicism, and is a book review about a book that interests me.


Anything that interests me!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Nice stories I just want to share

Anything that interests me: Nice stories I just want to share

With the world in recession plus a whole host of negative things around us (fires in Thailand clubs, dead Singaporeans and live terrorists, Israel attacking Hamas yet again... et al), I think I would like to share some nice stories instead. 

Just for a change. 

Anyways, some random nice stories, in my own words:


To Lay Down One's Life for Others

During the Vietnam War, the Americans accidentally bombed a village and injured many young children. One little girl was especially hurt and needed a huge blood transfusion to save her life. She was rushed to hospital by her teacher, accompanied by friends and classmates. 

The Red Cross nurse who was tending to her asked everyone: "Will any one here in this hospital give her blood? She's dying!" 

However, none of the Vietnamese in the hospital responded, including the girl's friends. 

A little boy took a look at the dying girl, and then volunteered to give blood. 

The nurse took her syringe and started her work. As she did, the life started returning to the girl's face and she looked much better, and the Doctor said, "She's going to live, because of you. Well done, little boy." 

And the boy said, in a trembling voice: "Well, I am glad that she can live. When will I start dying? Am I going to die now?" 

It was then that the Red Cross nurse realised that every one of the Vietnamese had misunderstood and that they thought they had to give their life to save the girl.

My thought: As Jesus says, there's no greater love than giving your life for your friends. I am touched every time I read this one.


A Success in Business

A boss was hiring workers to sell telephone systems when a cowboy walked into his office. 

"Hire me, boss, I wanna become a success in beeness (business)," said the cowboy. 

The boss thought that he would never make it, but gave him a chance anyways because he thought that the cowboy would be out in a month. 

"Thanks sir, you won't regret it," said the cowboy, "how much do ya think I will make inna month?" 

The boss said, "Well, based on your lack of experience and your dressing, your accent, and your bad English, no more than 1000 bucks a month!" 

The cowboy said, "No problem; that's more than what I get back at the ranch anyways!" (He got 400 bucks working as a cowboy.)

He went on to make 6,000 bucks on his first month and went from success to success. 

One day he even came into the office with bags of cash and said, "Hey Larry, I doing fine, no?" 

The boss was flabbergasted. 

He said, "I don't know if you take paper (a cheque - he didn't know what a cheque was), so I drove the lady to the bank and got her to give me the money in cash!" 

How did he sell the phones to her, to begin with? The boss wanted to know. 

He said: "Well, I just said to her, 'Ma'am, let's just say the phone does nothing but ring and you pick it up, my brand looks nicer than those that you already have!' "

The cowboy also wrote down his goals: "I wanna be a success in beeness." And he made hundreds of cold calls a day. He wrote his goals and went for it, and eventually did become a success in business.


To Risk
by William Arthur Ward/ Author unknown (I have found multiple attributions)

To laugh is to risk appearing the fool
To weep is to risk appearing sentimental
To reach out to others is to risk involvement
To expose feelings is to risk exposing your true self
To place your ideas, your dreams before a crowd is to risk their loss
To love is to risk not being loved in return
To live is to risk dying
To hope is to risk despair
To try is to risk failure

But risks must be taken,
because the greatest hazard in life is to do nothing.

The person who risks nothing,
does nothing, has nothing, and is nothing.
They may avoid suffering and sorrow,
but they cannot learn, feel, change, grow, love, live.

Chained by their attitudes, they are a slave,
they forfeited their freedom.
Only the person who risks can be free.

The pessimist complains about the wind;
The optimist expects it to change;
And the realist adjusts the sails.


Invictus
by William Ernest Henley

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate, 
I am the captain of my soul.


And another nice, well, advertisement, in this case, that I want to share is:

Impossible

Impossible is just a big word
thrown around by small men
who find it easier to live
in the world they've been given
than to explore the power they have
to change it.

Impossible is not a fact.
It's an opinion.

Impossible is not a declaration.
It's a dare.

Impossible is potential.
Impossible is temporary.

Impossible is nothing.


Anything that interests me!